10 Pictures That Prove Glastonbury Goers Can Have A Good Time Anywhere

(Originally for Comedy Central, June 2014)

It doesn’t matter how much mud, queuing or admin you throw at them, Glastonbury festival goers can literally have a good time anywhere.

Looking for carpet tacks in Homebase on a Tuesday morning

Trying to get off the Swindon ring-road on a Friday afternoon

Going to Marks and Spencers to buy socks for a relative you don’t like

Queuing at the Post Office to buy an envelope on your lunch break

Attending a conference call where no one can get the screen to work

Going through Heathrow border controls on the last day of the summer holidays

Buying a pasty at a service station off the A12

Looking for your car after a tornado

Nuclear armageddon